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Maddie Weigelt
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VISTING PARIS VS. GIVING ME $20 TO THROW DIRT ON YOUR FLOOR AND DRESS LIKE A PIGEON
SMALL TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER FOR WHEN YOUR WEATHER IS ASH RAIN
A KICK-ASS GUIDE TO VIRTUAL BULLYING
GLAD I CAN GO TO RESTAURANTS AGAIN; FURIOUS I CAN'T KISS MY WAITER ON THE MOUTH!
TURNS OUT THE "MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE" WAS JUST HEADED TO LANCASTER, PENNSYLVANIA
I AM YOUR GENIE AND HERE IS HOW I WILL SCREW UP YOUR WISH
I'M GOING TO DRESS MARTIN SCORSESE LIKE THE OLD MAN FROM "UP" AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
ORIGINAL DIALOGUE BEHIND FAMOUS IMPROVISED MOVIE LINES
QUESTION, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS FOR COMMON FIGURES OF SPEECH
LULLABIES FOR THE ANXIOUS
10 THINGS BABIES COULD DO THAT WOULD IMPRESS ME MORE THAN WALKING